Official Endorsement - Monster Raving Loony Party
United Kingdom
Dear Monster Raving Loony Party,

While I don't know a lot about your positions, I do have a great deal of affection for the name of your
organization. That, and my disdain for wankers like Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair would lead
me to support your party, were I in fact a citizen in the British Empire.

However I am not. I am a U.S. citizen, and a proud one at that. In fact, I am so proud of my country, I
have decided to run for the presidency in the upcoming 2008 election. I urge you to check out my

I'm sure you'll agree, I am the best person to lead the mighty United States and to maintain the
"special relationship" between our great nations.

Although we have our differences (for example, what you refer to as "chips" we call "fries"; what you
refer to as "crisps" we refer to as "chips"; what you refer to as the "lift", we call an "elevator", etc.),
we have much more that unites us (for example, we both refer to “beer” as “beer”).

I'm asking you to officially endorse my candidacy. If elected I will not only follow through on the
policies and promises enunciated on my website, I also vow to support the 94 point manifesto of
the Monster Raving Loony Party.

I look forward to your imminent support,

Brad Willard

Of course 'The Official Monster Raving Loony Party' endorse your candidacy
wholeheartedly. Any thing we can do to help ? We are right behind you, shall
publicise you as much as we can over here. When you win I want a place on that
top table for your inaugural dinner.

                           Howling "Laud" Hope
                               PARTY LEADER