Barack Hussein Obama is a radical Islamist who must be stopped! He hates women (especially Hillary Clinton), he freely associates with criminals, ex-terrorists and crazy preachers, and he loves arugula and drives a hybrid car. Maybe he's qualified to be a substitute teacher, but he's certainly not ready to be President of the United States.
As a proud and dedicated American, I have taken it upon myself to document (sometimes in detail, and sometimes even factually) the reasons why Barack Hussein Obama should be sent back to Chicago to tool around town and spout anti-American rhetoric in his hybrid.. My "book", entitled "Barack Hussein Obama Stole My House*", lays out a clear, concise and utterly unassailable case against an Obama presidency. Here are some excerpts:
Chapter 1: Barack Hussein Obama's Early Years When Barack Hussein Obama was about six years old, his mother re- married and they all moved to Indonesia. Indonesia is a country where there are lots of terrorists and terrorist attacks. I’m not saying that Barack Hussein Obama himself is a terrorist, but he’s obviously a terrorist-sympathizer if he wants to live in a terrorist-loving country.
It was here in Indonesia that Obama began studying at a radical madrasa. At this madrasa, Barack Hussein Obama’s school day was broken down into traditional areas of educational focus; Reading, Writing, History, Death to America, Math, Expelling the Infidels, and Science. Barack Hussein Obama also enrolled in the after-school program at his madrasa, which is where he perfected his technique on his now famous “terrorist fist bump”. For the record, the after school specials in Indonesia are just as cheesy and bad as the after school specials in America.
Chapter 5: Barack Hussein Obama's Initial Foray into Politics Barack Hussein Obama “worked” as a state legislator starting in 1996. While in the Illinois state legislature, Barack Hussein Obama basically took up space, and occasionally voted (mostly he voted “present” instead of “yes” or “no”…almost 130 times, in case you’re counting). His big accomplishments in the Illinois state legislature were around ethics reform, health care reform and tax credits for low income workers. While these may sound like noble, bipartisan causes that weren’t self-serving, it should be noted that at that time, Barack Hussein Obama was a fairly poor guy who needed health care and tax credits. Continuing in his efforts to advance himself, in 2003 Barack Hussein Obama sponsored legislation to monitor racial profiling by Illinois police. I find it a bit disingenuous that Barack Hussein Obama pretended (and pretends) to be a man of the masses, yet when it comes to major legislation he focuses on laws that primarily benefit Barack Hussein Obama.
I don’t want to belabor the point, but by virtually all accounts Barack Hussein Obama was a lightweight in state government. Some of the lesser known legislation that Barack Hussein Obama authored in the Illinois legislature include; the “Let’s give money to people who are half-Kenyan, half-Kansan” bill, the “Free pizza for former community organizers day” proclamation and the “No income tax for snooty Harvard graduates” bill.
Chapter 7: Barack Hussein Obama and the Military Barack Hussein Obama, on the other hand, has never served in the military and has never even tried to serve. He was too busy doing drugs in college to think about sacrificing for his country, and then he was too busy organizing communities after that to enlist in one of our nation’s fine military branches.
Not only did the other “Big 3” serve (or try to serve) their country, but they also encouraged their children to do the same. John McCain has two sons currently on active duty, and Sarah Palin has a son who is just now deploying with his unit to serve in Iraq. Joe Biden’s son Beau will be shipping out soon with his Delaware National Guard Unit. Unique among his three peers, Barack Hussein Obama is the only one of the major party principals who does not have children serving in the military. Some speculate that this is because his two children are both girls, and the oldest is about ten years old. Personally, I think this is a cop-out and more evidence that Barack Hussein Obama is an elitist who thinks he (and his kids) are too good for a stint in the military. The question this raises is a simple one; does Barack Obama hate America, or is he just raising his kids to hate America? Or is it both?
Chapter 18: Barack Hussein Obama and the Reverend Wright Reverend Wright also gave a speech in which he contended that the attacks on America on September 11, 2001 were an example of “chickens coming home to roost.” This are clearly the words of a man (Reverend Wright) who hates America, and only another man (Barack Hussein Obama) who hates America would allow himself to be spiritually guided by this man. Additionally, I believe this speech was a preemptive attack against Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. In my opinion, anyone who uses any kind of barnyard metaphor (“lipstick on a pig” for example, or “chickens coming home to roost”), is clearly attacking the very strong but feminine Sarah Palin. This is the ultimate in hate and attack politics, and it is exactly what we’ve come to expect from Barack Hussein Obama, his campaign, his supporters and his spiritual guides.