April 15, 2008
I hate for it to seem like I'm just picking on the Democrats, but McCain is
being pretty boring without any competition and Hillary and Barack seem to
be in a race to the bottom of the humiliation pile. With that in mind, I have a
few images of the Democratic candidates in action recently, along with
contrasting pictures of me that clearly prove my overall superiority, as well as
my better coordination and my much better ability to consume alcoholic
beverages...Everyone's entitled to their opinions, but pictures speak louder
than words!
I hate for it to seem like I'm just picking on the Democrats, but McCain is
being pretty boring without any competition and Hillary and Barack seem to
be in a race to the bottom of the humiliation pile. With that in mind, I have a
few images of the Democratic candidates in action recently, along with
contrasting pictures of me that clearly prove my overall superiority, as well as
my better coordination and my much better ability to consume alcoholic
beverages...Everyone's entitled to their opinions, but pictures speak louder
than words!
| Democratic Amateurs - April 15, 2008 |
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Clearly an amateur...If you look closely at Hillary's face and her
body language, you can tell that Mrs. Clinton would rather be
sipping Chardonnay watching "Meet the Press" than hanging
with the guys drinking these working man's drinks.
Now compare this to the photos below of me...Note in the first
that, at a very festive and social event, everyone else has taken
the precaution of putting their beers/drinks down for the
picture..but not your intrepid candidate! I'm proud of my beer.
Now look at the second picture here. What says America better
than a flag and a Dale Earnhardt Jr commemorative beer can?
I challenge you to find another candidate with an even remotely
similar image on their web sites (or in their photo albums, for
that matter)....
body language, you can tell that Mrs. Clinton would rather be
sipping Chardonnay watching "Meet the Press" than hanging
with the guys drinking these working man's drinks.
Now compare this to the photos below of me...Note in the first
that, at a very festive and social event, everyone else has taken
the precaution of putting their beers/drinks down for the
picture..but not your intrepid candidate! I'm proud of my beer.
Now look at the second picture here. What says America better
than a flag and a Dale Earnhardt Jr commemorative beer can?
I challenge you to find another candidate with an even remotely
similar image on their web sites (or in their photo albums, for
that matter)....
Now look at this image of another "man" who wants to be your
President. Now I'm not one to pile on someone when they're
down, but the simple facts (as illustrated by this picture) are
that Barack Obama bowls like a little girl. That's bad enough.
But the fact that he's bowling is the truly damning image here.
Bowling is about as American as berets and croissants.
President. Now I'm not one to pile on someone when they're
down, but the simple facts (as illustrated by this picture) are
that Barack Obama bowls like a little girl. That's bad enough.
But the fact that he's bowling is the truly damning image here.
Bowling is about as American as berets and croissants.
In contrast to this less-than-masculine image, check out the
manly shots of yours truly below. Note in the first shot that I'm
playing the most presidential of games, golf. And note further
that I'm holding a young child in my arms. Way more
presidential than bowling with some townies....
Now check out the second picture. Note that not only am I
manly enough to jump out of an airplane, but also that I'm
accessible to all people, including the three shady looking
dudes on the right (who, from all appearances, can best be
described using the term "townies"). Do you want a President
who fake drinks, or fake bowls? Or do you want a President
who cherishes and respects his adult beverages, and who
participates in manly sports? The choice should be obvious...
manly shots of yours truly below. Note in the first shot that I'm
playing the most presidential of games, golf. And note further
that I'm holding a young child in my arms. Way more
presidential than bowling with some townies....
Now check out the second picture. Note that not only am I
manly enough to jump out of an airplane, but also that I'm
accessible to all people, including the three shady looking
dudes on the right (who, from all appearances, can best be
described using the term "townies"). Do you want a President
who fake drinks, or fake bowls? Or do you want a President
who cherishes and respects his adult beverages, and who
participates in manly sports? The choice should be obvious...
