My name is Brad Willard. I am a three time Grammy winner (1958 Rap
Single of the Year, 1972 Album of the Year, 1988 R&B Newcomer of the
Year) who has also been twice nominated for an Academy Award (1966
Best Cinematography, 1991 Best Supporting Actress). I have also won
3 Tony Awards (for my roles in the musicals "Oklahoma!" and "Porgy
and Bess", as well as my original score in Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues").
After winning the NBA Most Valuable Player Award as Junior in High
School, I promptly founded a Scandinavian charity focused on
providing mittens and socks to needy Lapp deer-herder children. This
led (indirectly) to my induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
where I met punk rock icon Joey Ramone. While engaged in a spirited
game of Cranium!, Joey said (or, perhaps better put, murmured)
something that sounded like "you ought to run for President". Having
his blessing, I meditated on his counsel and decided that I was indeed
the man/woman/person best qualified to lead our great nation to
higher glory. I also am a millionaire, and I own a mansion and a yacht.
Single of the Year, 1972 Album of the Year, 1988 R&B Newcomer of the
Year) who has also been twice nominated for an Academy Award (1966
Best Cinematography, 1991 Best Supporting Actress). I have also won
3 Tony Awards (for my roles in the musicals "Oklahoma!" and "Porgy
and Bess", as well as my original score in Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues").
After winning the NBA Most Valuable Player Award as Junior in High
School, I promptly founded a Scandinavian charity focused on
providing mittens and socks to needy Lapp deer-herder children. This
led (indirectly) to my induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
where I met punk rock icon Joey Ramone. While engaged in a spirited
game of Cranium!, Joey said (or, perhaps better put, murmured)
something that sounded like "you ought to run for President". Having
his blessing, I meditated on his counsel and decided that I was indeed
the man/woman/person best qualified to lead our great nation to
higher glory. I also am a millionaire, and I own a mansion and a yacht.
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