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position? Do you have a question that you would like a man of my
vast life experiences to answer honestly and openly? Send your
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responses to your and other's questions....
position? Do you have a question that you would like a man of my
vast life experiences to answer honestly and openly? Send your
question to brad@willard2008.com and check back periodically to see
responses to your and other's questions....
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Is it true that you have a legion of rats that follow you around and do your bidding? If so, how
might they help with your presidency? As a secondary question...who will be your Vice
Presidential running mate in this contest? Thank you for your time and good luck in 2008!
- Todd, interested citizen, Worcester, MA
Good questions, Todd! Unlike my namesake in the classic horror movie "Willard", I do not (yet)
have a legion of rats that follow me around and do my bidding. Unfortunately, science has not yet
caught up with the movies enough for me to enjoy such a luxury at this time. As my campaign
gains momentum, however, I do have plans to hire a bunch of unpaid interns to follow me around,
get me sandwiches and coffee, and clean up my little "messes" so that the press corps doesn't
get wind of some my less than statesman-like activities.
As to my Vice President, you can rest assured that I am giving this matter a great deal of thought. I
describe in some detail the qualifications I am looking for in a Vice President in my book (available
at www.cafepress.com/willard2008). I am considering selecting a short list of potential running
mates and then having them compete in a reality TV show to see who wins ("Survivor: Vice
President" anybody?), or I might just pick somebody famous that people like so I can clean up on
the "stupid voter" demographic. Stay tuned, more details to come....
From your web site, it's clear that you are running for President of the United States. But
nowhere in your logo does it say "for President". What gives?
- Sue K, Hot Springs, AK
Good question, Sue! I am of course running for President, and I encourage you and all your friends
and acquaintances to vote for me in November 2008. However, I believe that I am also better
suited for most any office that you'll be voting for, so I chose not to limit myself to campaigning just
for the Presidency. I also encourage you to vote for me for your town council, for alderman, for
mayor, for the school board, for the county dog catcher, or any other office up for grabs the next
time you vote.
might they help with your presidency? As a secondary question...who will be your Vice
Presidential running mate in this contest? Thank you for your time and good luck in 2008!
- Todd, interested citizen, Worcester, MA
Good questions, Todd! Unlike my namesake in the classic horror movie "Willard", I do not (yet)
have a legion of rats that follow me around and do my bidding. Unfortunately, science has not yet
caught up with the movies enough for me to enjoy such a luxury at this time. As my campaign
gains momentum, however, I do have plans to hire a bunch of unpaid interns to follow me around,
get me sandwiches and coffee, and clean up my little "messes" so that the press corps doesn't
get wind of some my less than statesman-like activities.
As to my Vice President, you can rest assured that I am giving this matter a great deal of thought. I
describe in some detail the qualifications I am looking for in a Vice President in my book (available
at www.cafepress.com/willard2008). I am considering selecting a short list of potential running
mates and then having them compete in a reality TV show to see who wins ("Survivor: Vice
President" anybody?), or I might just pick somebody famous that people like so I can clean up on
the "stupid voter" demographic. Stay tuned, more details to come....
From your web site, it's clear that you are running for President of the United States. But
nowhere in your logo does it say "for President". What gives?
- Sue K, Hot Springs, AK
Good question, Sue! I am of course running for President, and I encourage you and all your friends
and acquaintances to vote for me in November 2008. However, I believe that I am also better
suited for most any office that you'll be voting for, so I chose not to limit myself to campaigning just
for the Presidency. I also encourage you to vote for me for your town council, for alderman, for
mayor, for the school board, for the county dog catcher, or any other office up for grabs the next
time you vote.
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