PROS
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CONS
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Decades in the U.S. Senate have fully prepared
him to continue to sit around and do nothing as
the Vice President
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The reduction in the amount of work required
from him as he moves from being Senator to
Vice President will free him up to make more
offensive comments about Indians and 7/11s, or
to threaten Barack Obama with gun violence
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His smooth (and excessive) talking will enable
him to distract world leaders as he steals their
wallets and solves our economic woes
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His unwillingness to ever shut up will keep him
from getting invited to the funerals of foreign
dignitaries, thus reducing his Vice Presidential
responsibilities by 80%
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His practice of riding the train to work from
Delaware to D.C. every day will endear him with
the average "Joe Six Packs" who make up most
of America
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The fact that the other people on the train are
"Joe Six Pack" people and they have to listen to
him drone on and on and on will cause most
Americans to want him to just shut up
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