The Competition - Hillary Clinton
PROS
CONS
Having ex-President as
husband will result in
enhanced relationships
around the world
Hearing ex-President
husband start every
sentence with, "when I was
President..." will drive her
crazy and inhibit her
decision-making ability
Has done her best to adapt
to her conditions wherever
life has taken her, and to
become a valued and
trusting member of her
community
Inability to choose between
being a Cubs or a Yankees
fan does not portend well for
when she must decide
between supporting Kosovo
or Serbia
Is not afraid to show her
female and sensitive side,
and to cry in public
If America wanted a
President willing to cry in
public, then Richard
Simmons would be the 2008
frontrunner