PROS
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CONS
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Has the staunch support of
legendary movie star and
roundhouse kick expert
Chuck Norris
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Is not planning on
nominating Chuck Norris
as his Vice-President or to
any other cabinet position
in his administration
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Plays bass in a Capitol Hill
rock 'n roll band ("Capitol
Offense")
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Everyone knows that the
bassist is the lame guy in a
rock 'n roll band...and that
Capitol Hill rock 'n roll
bands are the lamest kind
of rock 'n roll bands
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Has a folksy charm that
allows him to connect with
the common man
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Will not impress foreign
leaders and dignitaries
when he shakes their
hands with his
fishy-smelling hands
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