PROS
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CONS
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Flip-flopped position on
illegal immigration will result
in more expensive lawn care
across the U.S.A.
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If elected, repeatedly yelling at
little kids to "get off my lawn!"
will result in lower overall
lawn care costs at White
House
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Flip-flopped position for tax
cuts, so now rich people will
have more money to spend
on more expensive lawn care
(see above)
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Future generations of
non-rich Americans will have
to start mowing lawns (and
delivering newspapers, and
selling their plasma) to pay
off the increased national debt
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Years of involvement in the
military, government and on
this planet means he has a
vast wealth of knowledge and
experience to draw upon as
President
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Years of involvement in the
military, government and on
this planet means that he is
really, really old
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