The Competition - Ralph Nader
PROS
CONS
Injects a fresh voice into
presidential politics and
represents a point of view
that might otherwise not be
considered
His presence in the race is
likely to siphon off votes from
weirdos, hippies and crazies
who might otherwise vote for
Brad Willard
Long history of activism on
behalf of consumers and the
environment make him likely
to prioritize the average
American over the average
corporation
Thinks that cats cause
leukemia, and hates dogs
(this is not really related to
his activism, but it's actually
true!)
If he would finally win the
Presidency, he'd finally have
to stop running for President
If he wins the Presidency
and stops running for
President, comics and late
night talk show hosts will
have to work that much
harder for material