The Competition - Barack Obama
PROS
CONS
Soaring oratorical skills
can inspire Americans to
feel proud and patriotic for
brushing their teeth or
making peanut butter
sandwiches
His soaring oratory to date
has focused on nothing
more substantive than
brushing your teeth or
making peanut butter
sandwiches
His bi-racial background,
coupled with his
successes in life, stand to
inspire current and future
Americans to dream big
dreams
His "lack of diversity" could
lead to grumbling,
depression and
dissatisfaction among
tri-racial, quad-racial and
other poly-racial Americans
His positions on education
and health care stand to
benefit legions of children
and elderly Americans
His extremely large ears
stand to scare legions of
children and elderly
Americans