| Endorsement Request - Chuck Norris |
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Dear Chuck,
I'm a big fan. I was never totally sold on the "Walker, Texas Ranger" gig but your martial arts movies
in the 70's and 80's inspired many a backyard brawl around the Willard house.
Anyway, I know you didn't have a lot of luck with your last endorsement (Huckabee seems like a
good guy, but he lacks a certain "pizazz" if you know what I mean), but I think I've found another
candidate who you can throw your support to and who has a legitimate chance of making it to the
Oval Office. I'm referring, of course, to me. I think if you check out my credentials
(www.willard2008.com), you'll agree that I'm the sole candidate who best blends your concern for
sound fiscal policy, strong national defense, compassion for our fellow Americans...furthermore, I
believe I am the only candidate capable of delivering a round-house kick (though clearly not as
powerfully as you, Chuck) to those who hate our American values and lifestyle.
I look forward to your support,
Brad
I'm a big fan. I was never totally sold on the "Walker, Texas Ranger" gig but your martial arts movies
in the 70's and 80's inspired many a backyard brawl around the Willard house.
Anyway, I know you didn't have a lot of luck with your last endorsement (Huckabee seems like a
good guy, but he lacks a certain "pizazz" if you know what I mean), but I think I've found another
candidate who you can throw your support to and who has a legitimate chance of making it to the
Oval Office. I'm referring, of course, to me. I think if you check out my credentials
(www.willard2008.com), you'll agree that I'm the sole candidate who best blends your concern for
sound fiscal policy, strong national defense, compassion for our fellow Americans...furthermore, I
believe I am the only candidate capable of delivering a round-house kick (though clearly not as
powerfully as you, Chuck) to those who hate our American values and lifestyle.
I look forward to your support,
Brad