| Endorsement Request - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
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Dear Spaghetti Pope,
As the head of a church, I’m not sure if you’re allowed to endorse politicians or political causes
(unless of course you’re a conservative Christian Church, in which case you can loudly and proudly
endorse Republican candidates). But I’m writing to you about a matter that transcends religion and
that transcends politics; I’m writing to you about me.
I consider myself to be religious in the sense that you have to be religious to get elected to higher
office in our country these days. I lean towards teachings of forgiveness, of love, of tolerance and
respect for others. I shy away from the whole “burning in Hell for all eternity”, “don’t covet your
neighbors tractor” and “an eye for eye” stuff. Specific to your church’s teachings, I find your analysis
of climbing global temperatures and their correlation to the reduction in the number of pirates
world-wide to be very compelling.
I believe that you and your supporters will find that I represent a new breed of politicians, the kind of
modern leader who will allow your church to prosper and grow unfettered by nagging government
interference. I ask you to check out my positions, and I think you’ll agree.
www.willard2008.com,
Bottom line; I think your values and aspirations are only represented by and can only be advanced
by one candidate in the field today…Brad Willard.
Thank you for your time, I look forward to your endorsement and support,
Brad Willard
As the head of a church, I’m not sure if you’re allowed to endorse politicians or political causes
(unless of course you’re a conservative Christian Church, in which case you can loudly and proudly
endorse Republican candidates). But I’m writing to you about a matter that transcends religion and
that transcends politics; I’m writing to you about me.
I consider myself to be religious in the sense that you have to be religious to get elected to higher
office in our country these days. I lean towards teachings of forgiveness, of love, of tolerance and
respect for others. I shy away from the whole “burning in Hell for all eternity”, “don’t covet your
neighbors tractor” and “an eye for eye” stuff. Specific to your church’s teachings, I find your analysis
of climbing global temperatures and their correlation to the reduction in the number of pirates
world-wide to be very compelling.
I believe that you and your supporters will find that I represent a new breed of politicians, the kind of
modern leader who will allow your church to prosper and grow unfettered by nagging government
interference. I ask you to check out my positions, and I think you’ll agree.
www.willard2008.com,
Bottom line; I think your values and aspirations are only represented by and can only be advanced
by one candidate in the field today…Brad Willard.
Thank you for your time, I look forward to your endorsement and support,
Brad Willard