I am a big fan of yours. In fact, generally speaking if I am suffering from any ailments I tend to wait to seek treatment until I have seen you address my symptoms on your show. This sometimes results in persistent painful conditions, but I trust and respect you too much to deal directly with other doctors.
I'm writing you today to seek your endorsement in my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America. I'm sure that if you check out my positions, you'll agree that I'm the best person for the job: www.willard2008.com
As a doctor, you surely realize that John McCain is too old to be President. Likewise, Barack Obama smokes and this is a lifestyle choice that sets a poor example for the rest of our nation and could lead to a number of different cancers. I on the other hand, am young enough and smoke-free enough to serve out the eight years that both my terms would cover.
I look forward to your imminent endorsement, both medically and politically,