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As the fateful 2008 presidential election gets closer, it's clear to me that the question that should
guide our nation's electorate as they enter the voting booth must be, "Who would Cartman vote for?"
Personally, I think he would have major issues with Clinton, McCain, Obama, Nader and all the
other freaks out there who desire our country's highest office. Cartman would not want a president
who "sucks ass", and I can think of only one candidate who passes this important Cartman
test...Me
www.willard2008.com
Even if Stan, Kyle and Kenny would not approve (though Kenny probably would), it's clear to me that
Cartman would vigourously support a campaign like mine, a campaign rooted in honesty,
forthrightness, and non-ass-suckiness.
BEEFCAKE!
Brad Willard
guide our nation's electorate as they enter the voting booth must be, "Who would Cartman vote for?"
Personally, I think he would have major issues with Clinton, McCain, Obama, Nader and all the
other freaks out there who desire our country's highest office. Cartman would not want a president
who "sucks ass", and I can think of only one candidate who passes this important Cartman
test...Me
www.willard2008.com
Even if Stan, Kyle and Kenny would not approve (though Kenny probably would), it's clear to me that
Cartman would vigourously support a campaign like mine, a campaign rooted in honesty,
forthrightness, and non-ass-suckiness.
BEEFCAKE!
Brad Willard