Not everyone in our great country (and on our great planet) is as
educated, open-minded and enlightened as you are, my electoral
friend. Some people don't appreciate creativity, forward-thinkingness
and alcohol-inspired musings. If you're one of those people, you're
probably not reading this. And you're probably wondering what
like-minded Willard 2008 supporters are thinking.
Read on below to get a sense of how the Willard 2008 campaign is
inspiring people throughout our great nation (and beyond) and how
pyschotic lunatics are spending the 2 hours of Internet time per week
the asylums grant them ....
educated, open-minded and enlightened as you are, my electoral
friend. Some people don't appreciate creativity, forward-thinkingness
and alcohol-inspired musings. If you're one of those people, you're
probably not reading this. And you're probably wondering what
like-minded Willard 2008 supporters are thinking.
Read on below to get a sense of how the Willard 2008 campaign is
inspiring people throughout our great nation (and beyond) and how
pyschotic lunatics are spending the 2 hours of Internet time per week
the asylums grant them ....
| Supporter Testimonials |
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October 9, 2008
A must read. If Oprah doesn't get your book in her club immediately, the course of history could
be irreparably impacted.....
Bruce W, Richmond, VA
October 9, 2008
Your political bias is definitely coming to life in your books. It is obviously clear that you come
from a well-to-do, upper-middle class working family with moderate leanings, but you faced
serve emotional trauma as a child and now you are lashing out at all parties under the
presumptive heading as liberal, or more accurately Dictatorial-Socialist. You want to control the
world in a benign but maniacal manner. You are basically Stewy/Stewie (Check spelling) from
The Family Guy who has come to repressed adult-hood. I applaud your efforts, but the world will
see through your ruse. As a side note, remember to appoint me Secretary of Education when
you finally take over the world, I will be seventeen in the line of secession and if all goes
according to plan by 2016, I will be top dog.
Art R.
Essex, CT
October 9, 2008
Dear presidential candidate,
thank you for supplying me with some worthy information about the truth of the other two
potential disasters in our upcoming election for president of United States. Your research
deserves accolades, and I intend to buy both books to make sure that the next generation
remembers how we were lied to. Sincerely, one of your supporters,
Barbara M, Bellingham, WA
April 2, 2008
You are my candidate this year. Just let me know if you need a finance director for your
campaign!
John I.
Lewisville, TX
March 31, 2008
you have my vote...i know that when we were in vienna, you went to some of the Eastern Bloc
countries and had to duck sniper fire. you are hard core. due to your time in vienna and germany,
you have foreign policy experience....
Chuck L, Investment Advisor
Pittsfield, MA
March 31, 2008
I WISH I WAS 18 SO I COULD VOTE FOR BRAD WILLARD 2008!!!
Angel M
South Carolina
March 31, 2008
Hey Brad,
As a newly minted citizen voting in his first presidential election, you have my vote. And my vote
counts for extra since I am designated as a newcitizen (kind of like superdelegate). And if you
make me VP, I will be the first Iranian/Indian/American to be in that post. Now would that not be
great to get the votes of all the Iranians and Indians in the US. Think on it.
Reza S
Austin, TX
March 31, 2008
Well it’s about frigging time! I voted for you in 2000, but my ballot had a hanging chad.
Do you have any cabinet positions open? Seriously, you have my vote.
Niles P
Penobscot, ME
March 31, 2008
I got the link to your Presidential site this morning. I thought it was all a lot of crazy talk until I got
to the part about outlawing banjos. That flipped me immediately to a WILLARD 08 supporter! I
want to smash all banjos with my well developed bear-arms. I'm still reading through your
position papers but you had me at Larry Hagman...
My Willard 2008 boxer shorts will be ordered soon. I hereby volunteer to be your campaign
manager for key states like Hawaii and Florida (but only the parts with beaches). I could be
talked into helping you out in Colorado right before the election but I would need to check to see
if the ski resorts are open that early.
Chris M, Lawyer
Vienna, VA
March 31, 2008
You got my vote! Anyone with such expansive, deep, and diverse views on the banjo is a
thoughtful sort that I'd like to run our country. If you need a local campaign manager in the
Northwest, I'm your man!
In exchange for my blind loyalty and shameless pandering, I expect to receive a cabinet position
in your administration. Say.....the newly created position "Secretary of Sports". I can then
address the issues of uniform decorum, steroid testing, too many commercials for televised
sporting events, Belicheat, and banning Michele Wie from any future mens' golf tournaments.
Willard in 2008!
Mike S
Seattle, WA
March 31, 2008
Brad, You are a nut. This is great stuff and I will do my part to get you elected!!!
Todd H
Davidson, NC
March 31, 2008
You have waaaaay too much time on your hands.
Andy P, Lawyer
Houston, TX
March 31, 2008
We loved it Brad! You have our vote!!
Lo-G and Danny K
Austin, TX
March 31, 2008
sign me up! i love your treatise on the 2nd amendment!
Sly
Austin, TX
March 30, 2008
Willardinho, when I become a US Citizen, YOU will absolutely have my vote! In the meantime,
here's a chilled Don Julio anejo on your honor.
Patty S, Beer Marketer
Colorado
March 29, 2008
is that hemp in the first picture your growing? i can clearly see in the next picture you and some
friends have tried it and are in costume. maybe remove these pictures before you go national.
just a tip from an american. your a clown!
Big Country
Pittsburgh, PA
March 28, 2008
As a mother of a 22 month old and a 10 week old, I have to admit I am jealous of the extra time
you have on your hands! And of course, you have my vote.
Heather, Mom
Clinton, CT
A must read. If Oprah doesn't get your book in her club immediately, the course of history could
be irreparably impacted.....
Bruce W, Richmond, VA
October 9, 2008
Your political bias is definitely coming to life in your books. It is obviously clear that you come
from a well-to-do, upper-middle class working family with moderate leanings, but you faced
serve emotional trauma as a child and now you are lashing out at all parties under the
presumptive heading as liberal, or more accurately Dictatorial-Socialist. You want to control the
world in a benign but maniacal manner. You are basically Stewy/Stewie (Check spelling) from
The Family Guy who has come to repressed adult-hood. I applaud your efforts, but the world will
see through your ruse. As a side note, remember to appoint me Secretary of Education when
you finally take over the world, I will be seventeen in the line of secession and if all goes
according to plan by 2016, I will be top dog.
Art R.
Essex, CT
October 9, 2008
Dear presidential candidate,
thank you for supplying me with some worthy information about the truth of the other two
potential disasters in our upcoming election for president of United States. Your research
deserves accolades, and I intend to buy both books to make sure that the next generation
remembers how we were lied to. Sincerely, one of your supporters,
Barbara M, Bellingham, WA
April 2, 2008
You are my candidate this year. Just let me know if you need a finance director for your
campaign!
John I.
Lewisville, TX
March 31, 2008
you have my vote...i know that when we were in vienna, you went to some of the Eastern Bloc
countries and had to duck sniper fire. you are hard core. due to your time in vienna and germany,
you have foreign policy experience....
Chuck L, Investment Advisor
Pittsfield, MA
March 31, 2008
I WISH I WAS 18 SO I COULD VOTE FOR BRAD WILLARD 2008!!!
Angel M
South Carolina
March 31, 2008
Hey Brad,
As a newly minted citizen voting in his first presidential election, you have my vote. And my vote
counts for extra since I am designated as a newcitizen (kind of like superdelegate). And if you
make me VP, I will be the first Iranian/Indian/American to be in that post. Now would that not be
great to get the votes of all the Iranians and Indians in the US. Think on it.
Reza S
Austin, TX
March 31, 2008
Well it’s about frigging time! I voted for you in 2000, but my ballot had a hanging chad.
Do you have any cabinet positions open? Seriously, you have my vote.
Niles P
Penobscot, ME
March 31, 2008
I got the link to your Presidential site this morning. I thought it was all a lot of crazy talk until I got
to the part about outlawing banjos. That flipped me immediately to a WILLARD 08 supporter! I
want to smash all banjos with my well developed bear-arms. I'm still reading through your
position papers but you had me at Larry Hagman...
My Willard 2008 boxer shorts will be ordered soon. I hereby volunteer to be your campaign
manager for key states like Hawaii and Florida (but only the parts with beaches). I could be
talked into helping you out in Colorado right before the election but I would need to check to see
if the ski resorts are open that early.
Chris M, Lawyer
Vienna, VA
March 31, 2008
You got my vote! Anyone with such expansive, deep, and diverse views on the banjo is a
thoughtful sort that I'd like to run our country. If you need a local campaign manager in the
Northwest, I'm your man!
In exchange for my blind loyalty and shameless pandering, I expect to receive a cabinet position
in your administration. Say.....the newly created position "Secretary of Sports". I can then
address the issues of uniform decorum, steroid testing, too many commercials for televised
sporting events, Belicheat, and banning Michele Wie from any future mens' golf tournaments.
Willard in 2008!
Mike S
Seattle, WA
March 31, 2008
Brad, You are a nut. This is great stuff and I will do my part to get you elected!!!
Todd H
Davidson, NC
March 31, 2008
You have waaaaay too much time on your hands.
Andy P, Lawyer
Houston, TX
March 31, 2008
We loved it Brad! You have our vote!!
Lo-G and Danny K
Austin, TX
March 31, 2008
sign me up! i love your treatise on the 2nd amendment!
Sly
Austin, TX
March 30, 2008
Willardinho, when I become a US Citizen, YOU will absolutely have my vote! In the meantime,
here's a chilled Don Julio anejo on your honor.
Patty S, Beer Marketer
Colorado
March 29, 2008
is that hemp in the first picture your growing? i can clearly see in the next picture you and some
friends have tried it and are in costume. maybe remove these pictures before you go national.
just a tip from an american. your a clown!
Big Country
Pittsburgh, PA
March 28, 2008
As a mother of a 22 month old and a 10 week old, I have to admit I am jealous of the extra time
you have on your hands! And of course, you have my vote.
Heather, Mom
Clinton, CT
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